Beep Beep, Motherfucker. Let’s Go Decorate This Bitch

Description

Rev up the holiday hilarity with our “Beep Beep, Motherfucker. Let’s Go Decorate This Bitch” holiday greeting card – because who said decking the halls couldn’t come with a dash of attitude? This card isn’t just a festive greeting; it’s a bold proclamation to grab the tinsel, rev up the engine, and hit the road to holiday glory. Picture this: a van with a colossal tree on top, making a stylish getaway to ornament paradise. Send this to the adventure-loving, curse-word-dropping friend who’s ready to sleigh the holiday decorating game. Here’s to turning the season into a joyful joyride of laughs and festive shenanigans! 🚗🎄😄

ABOUT THIS CARD

❤️ 5” x 7” A7 sized greeting card

❤️ 100 LB / 270 GSM matte white cardstock

❤️ Comes with an A7 blank white side seam envelope

❤️ Blank inside the fold

❤️ Packaged in a sealed plastic sleeve

SHIPPING

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☑️ Orders are shipped within 1-2 business days

☑️ Tracking number is included

☑️ Sealed in a rigid mailer to prevent bends