Description
Ah, the sweet symphony of adulthood, where bills rain down like confetti, and responsibilities are handed out like candy at a parade. Our “Being An Adult Sucks. I Mean, Congratulations And The World Is Your Oyster!” graduation greeting card perfectly encapsulates the paradox of growing up. The illustration of a graduation cap and rolled-up diploma might represent academic achievement, but deep down, we all know it’s just a fancy ticket to the rollercoaster of bills, taxes, and 9-to-5 monotony. So, here’s to you, graduate, stepping into the thrilling world of adulthood. May your oyster be filled with pearls of wisdom and not just more bills to pay! Congratulations, you brave soul! 🌐💼
ABOUT THIS CARD
❤️ 5” x 7” A7 sized greeting card
❤️ 100 LB / 270 GSM matte white cardstock
❤️ Comes with an A7 blank white side seam envelope
❤️ Blank inside the fold
❤️ Packaged in a sealed plastic sleeve
SHIPPING
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☑️ Orders are shipped within 1-2 business days
☑️ Tracking number is included
☑️ Sealed in a rigid mailer to prevent bends
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