Don’t Be Sad. You’re Not That Old. There Are Lots Of Historic Monuments That Are Older Than You

Description

Lighten up the birthday mood with a touch of timeless humor from our “Don’t Be Sad. You’re Not That Old. There Are Lots Of Historic Monuments That Are Older Than You.” birthday greeting card. This card isn’t just your average birthday greeting; it’s a witty reminder that age really is just a number, especially when compared to the world’s ancient wonders. Perfect for the friend or family member who might be feeling a tad sensitive about adding another year, this card brings a smile by putting things into a grand, historical perspective. It’s a fun and lighthearted way to celebrate the birthday of someone who isn’t getting older, but rather, becoming more historically significant and distinguished with time.

MadeWellDone‘s card is all about embracing age with joy and jest. Send it to your birthday VIP to let them know that they’re in excellent company with the likes of the Pyramids or Stonehenge. After all, what’s a few years in the grand scheme of things? This card is a celebration of life, laughter, and the beauty of growing older, with a gentle nudge that they are far from being a relic. So, raise a glass to their longevity, crack a smile about getting another year wiser, and enjoy a birthday filled with humor as enduring as those ancient landmarks. Here’s to making each birthday a monumentally good time! 🎉🏛️😄

ABOUT THIS CARD

❤️ 5” x 7” A7 sized greeting card

❤️ 100 LB / 270 GSM matte white cardstock

❤️ Comes with an A7 blank white side seam envelope

❤️ Blank inside the fold

❤️ Packaged in a sealed plastic sleeve

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☑️ Tracking number is included

☑️ Sealed in a rigid mailer to prevent bends