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Hey Cancer! Meet Me By The Oak Trees At Sunrise. I’ma Make You My Bitch

Original price was: $5.99.Current price is: $5.00.

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Description

Cancer, you thought you could roll in uninvited, set up camp, and mess with someone’s vibe? Think again! This wellness card isn’t just a card; it’s a declaration of war. Picture it: a showdown by the oak trees at sunrise, where the universe witnesses an epic duel between the strength of the human spirit and, well, cancer. Spoiler alert: Cancer, you’re going down. So lace up your gloves, Cancer, and get ready for a sunrise spectacle because this is one battle you won’t win. And remember, when life gives you lemons, punch it in the face. 🌅👊

ABOUT THIS CARD

❤️ 5” x 7” A7 sized greeting card

❤️ 100 LB / 270 GSM matte white cardstock

❤️ Comes with an A7 blank white side seam envelope

❤️ Blank inside the fold

❤️ Packaged in a sealed plastic sleeve

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☑️ Tracking number is included

☑️ Sealed in a rigid mailer to prevent bends