I Would Have Never Let You Die Like That Bitch Rose

Description

Our Valentine’s Day card is a loving reminder that your romance deserves a better (happy) ending than being left adrift to die in icy waters. Unlike Rose, we won’t let go; we’re here for the long haul. No freezing ocean, no questionable lifebuoys—just an abundance of warmth and love. So, let’s rewrite the script of your love story. With us, your heart will go on (without any unnecessary detours on floating doors). Because, darling, in the sea of love, even if you’re poor, we promise not to leave you sinking like that bitch Rose. 🚢💙

It doesn’t have to be February 14 – you can gift our greeting card as an anniversary card, love card, birthday card, or whatever made up occasion when you want to show appreciation to someone special to you. Explore MadeWellDone‘s Love collection. 💖💌

ABOUT THIS CARD

❤️ 5” x 7” A7 sized greeting card

❤️ 100 LB / 270 GSM matte white cardstock

❤️ Comes with an A7 blank white side seam envelope

❤️ Blank inside the fold

❤️ Packaged in a sealed plastic sleeve

SHIPPING

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☑️ Orders are shipped within 1-2 business days

☑️ Tracking number is included

☑️ Sealed in a rigid mailer to prevent bends