If I Were A Mermaid, I Would Give A Sea Witch My Voice And Trade My Tail To Get Legs For You, Like That Dumb Bitch Ariel

Description

In the whimsical ocean of love, where fishy decisions are made, I’d do the unthinkable for you – well, almost. If I were a mermaid, I’d give my voice to a sea witch without a second thought. Legs in exchange for a tail? Sure, why not! But, hold up, not like that naive Ariel. I mean, I’m crazy about you, but not so much that I’d make deals with tentacled sorceresses. This card is a splash of laughter, a dash of underwater absurdity, and a whole lot of love for the one who makes even fishy fantasies seem possible! You do think Ariel is a dumb bitch too, right?! 🧜‍♀️🌊

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ABOUT THIS CARD

❤️ 5” x 7” A7 sized greeting card

❤️ 100 LB / 270 GSM matte white cardstock

❤️ Comes with an A7 blank white side seam envelope

❤️ Blank inside the fold

❤️ Packaged in a sealed plastic sleeve

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☑️ Sealed in a rigid mailer to prevent bends