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If I Were A Mermaid, I Would Give A Sea Witch My Voice And Trade My Tail To Get Legs For You, Like That Dumb Bitch Ariel

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In the whimsical ocean of love, where fishy decisions are made, I’d do the unthinkable for you – well, almost. If I were a mermaid, I’d give my voice to a sea witch without a second thought. Legs in exchange for a tail? Sure, why not! But, hold up, not like that naive Ariel. I mean, I’m crazy about you, but not so much that I’d make deals with tentacled sorceresses. This card is a splash of laughter, a dash of underwater absurdity, and a whole lot of love for the one who makes even fishy fantasies seem possible! You do think Ariel is a dumb bitch too, right?! 🧜‍♀️🌊

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ABOUT THIS CARD

❤️ 5” x 7” A7 sized greeting card

❤️ 100 LB / 270 GSM matte white cardstock

❤️ Comes with an A7 blank white side seam envelope

❤️ Blank inside the fold

❤️ Packaged in a sealed plastic sleeve

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☑️ Sealed in a rigid mailer to prevent bends

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Weight 1 oz
Dimensions 5 × 7 in
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